Is it racist?

So looks like the Washington Redskins will ultimately have to change their name because Redskins is racist.

Won't this open a whole can of, um, red worms?







 Will Jack Black be able to stay Jack Black even though he's white?

Or will he have to be Jack White, uh oh, there's already one of those in music, Jack White of the Whitestripes.

Will Barry White records now be Barry Black records?




What about James Brown? While technically he was brown, he was still black. But would he need to be James Black, help me now!

And what to do about baseball star Daryl Strawberry? Shouldn't he be Daryl Blackberry?

No because then the phone geeks would be all a Twitter, uh oh. Don't say Twitter, we own it!


 Tom Green where do you stand on all of this? Take a meeting with John Grey and Bobby Blue Bland and get back to me.

Who's your Caucasian?